With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything.(via one-side-of-a-story)
THAT MEANS YOURE BORN ON JAN 25 LIKE ME!! DAMN IT BARB
sorry son, it’s not MY fault you were born on opposite day.. now where are my presents
SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
The sass is real SpongeBob